Fractal FrizzleLyrics (by Lord Q.)
[Announcer]
Welcome back to Cancel This Comic – where the facts scream louder than fiction.
Tonight’s topic:
How to upgrade your neural firmware without asking your soul.
[male]
They sold us safety in exchange for speech,
Truth’s now a product, leased by the week.
Mockingbird ghosts in the primetime feed,
Operation Echo – plant, deny, repeat.
Facebook’s a partner, Twitter’s a spook,
Palantir’s tracking your grandma’s soup.
Algorithmic priests in the temple of trust,
Blessing each scroll with behavioral dust.
[Female]
DARPA dreams with a glossy sheen,
S.E.L.’s the smile on the psycho machine.
“Emotional growth” — now I.S.O. approved,
Feelings scored and classroom-grooved.
Mental health as obedience guide,
“Conspiracy” laws on a slanted slide.
Harari says we’ve no free will,
So get your firmware patch — swallow the pill.
[male]
McKinsey writes the digital law,
Consulting the kings for a private draw.
They built the grid, then billed the state,
And lobbied your future into a carbon crate.
GFANZ, BlackRock, World Bank blend,
Nature’s a ledger now — time to pretend.
They debt-swapped rain for synthetic hope,
Wrapped Argentina in a greenwashed rope.
[Announcer]
Previously on Earth:
You had thoughts.
Then came “misinformation,”
then fact-checkers with defense contracts.
Now, you scroll in a cage of curated care.
But at least it’s inclusive.
[Female]
The Club of Rome said, “Too many breathe,”
So “net zero” trims the planetary wreath.
Sustainability sounds like love,
But tastes like bugs and boots above.
Rockefeller funds your inner child,
With Gates and Chan-Zuck running wild.
S.E.L. isn’t therapy — it’s a gauge,
To test how fast you sync with the cage.
[male]
From “anti-hate” laws to neural hacks,
They script your thoughts, then trace them back.
The Blob’s not deep — it’s congealed on top,
A think-tank stew with a DARPA drop.
D-notices still kill the leak,
While Starlink scrubs the censored speak.
Freedom’s now a toggled field,
Geo-fenced, pre-bunked, and truth-concealed.
[Announcer]
Final reminder:
Your behavior is the product,
your silence the compliance,
your empathy — a metric.
Terms updated. Rights downgraded. Enjoy responsibly.
Lord Quantum Fluff signing out.
[Female]
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