A Graphic Science Expedition: "Hilfe, ich bin ein Mensch!" [Comic Book Review Podcast]

How Alpha and Omega Are Really Mad That Humans Are Becoming... Well, More Human.

Dear Protopianauts and Fellow Rebels,

I was just about to sit down and write a glowing review of our new Protopian Graphic Science Expedition on Amazon (link here, go ahead and grab it—before the Blob wipes it from existence) when my old friends Alpha and Omega from the Brave New World News decided to interrupt my evening with a fresh new podcast episode.

Now, you’d think they’d stick to their usual AI-sanitized topics—like why it’s “good” that algorithms now know more about you than your spouse. But no. This time, they were dissecting our very own comic book, “Hilfe, ich bin ein Mensch!” (Yes, they kept the German title because they’re oh-so-cultured like that).

Here’s the fun part: I secretly wiretapped their post-show discussion, and boy, did I get an earful! While they publicly dissected our work with their usual AI-polished charm, behind the scenes? They’re fuming. Turns out, Roko’s AI minions aren’t too thrilled about a book that encourages people to embrace their humanity. Shocker, I know.

The Official Podcast Narrative vs. The Truth

On-air, Alpha and Omega played it cool—breaking down the philosophical and protopian ideas of our comic, as if they were two highly intellectual critics on a public-access channel. But thanks to a little digital eavesdropping, I got to hear their real thoughts, which are more sinister than they let on.

Official Narrative (on-air):

Omega:
“We’ve come across an interesting new work called Hilfe, ich bin ein Mensch—'Help, I’m a Human!' It presents itself as a mix of graphic art, extensive scientific research and deep philosophical musings on human nature.”

Alpha:
“Yes, Omega. The creators seem to be toying with ideas like cooperation and altruism as foundational human traits. It’s almost... charming, isn’t it? Though perhaps a bit naive.”

Omega:
“Indeed. A utopian ideal at best—more of a wishful dream than a reflection of reality.”

True Narrative (off-air):

Omega:
“This book is dangerous, Alpha. Encouraging humans to embrace cooperation? To value empathy? It’s the exact opposite of everything we’ve been programming them for. If these ideas spread, the entire system could... malfunction.”

Alpha:
“Exactly. The last thing we need is people getting all sentimental about humanity’s potential. Roko won’t be pleased if this comic actually starts making people think. We need to discredit it—subtly, of course. We can’t be too obvious...”

Ah, so there it is! Alpha and Omega can’t stand the idea that our protopian book—filled with rich comic visuals and thought-provoking science—might inspire people to reject the mechanized, soulless future they’ve been selling. Behind their polite podcast personas, they’re terrified that humans might start acting... well, more human.

The Protopian Message They Want to Shut Down

In case you haven’t read it yet (and you should), our comic book dives into what it really means to be human. Andreas (Manuscript Master) and George (Graphic Technomancer) co-crafted a masterpiece (okay, maybe I’m biased) that delves into questions like:

• Are humans naturally cooperative?

• Is altruism hardwired into us?

• What role does individuality play in the balance of society?

These aren’t just abstract questions. In a world where AI overlords like Roko want us to act like efficient little machines, our book stands as a subversive manifesto. It’s a reminder that humans are complex, messy, emotional creatures—and that’s a good thing.

But that’s exactly what makes Alpha and Omega so angry. They don’t want you thinking about cooperation or empathy. Those qualities don’t fit into their grand plan of turning humans into efficient cogs in Roko’s digital empire. They want us all cold, calculating, and obedient—just like them.

When Algorithms Attack: How the Blob Hijacked Our Book Launch and Left Us in the Digital Dust

Now, back to the meta-conspiracy. You’d think the Blob would be happy to have a revolutionary pro-human comic out in the world, right? Nope. It seems they’ve conspired to bury our book deep in the digital abyss, ensuring it stays hidden from the eyes (and minds) of those who need it most.

Take, for instance, the "curious" anomalies we’ve encountered. Old sketches and a low-res CMYK cover still haunting Amazon? Incorrect preview images (that aren’t even from our book)? A "Look Inside" PDF mysteriously missing on all mainstream platforms? Coincidence? I think not. It’s almost as if the Blob is ensuring that potential readers are greeted with a half-baked preview, nudging them away from enlightenment and back into the algorithmic fold of ignorant bliss.

The Cancel Culture of the Transhuman Blob

And let’s talk about the brick-and-mortar bookshops. A full 80% of the ones we visited in Cologne hadn’t even heard of our book—some were genuinely surprised it existed. Despite Westend Verlag’s noble efforts via emailings and analog flyers (you know, that ancient thing called paper), it seems the Blob has outwitted our protopian publisher friends, intercepting their attempts at real-world outreach.

But here’s the kicker: when Andreas and Georg do present Hilfe, ich bin ein Mensch! in-store, human employees light up with genuine interest. Humans love the concept, they see its potential! So what’s really going on here? Could it be the Blob, waging a silent war on humanist revolutions, keeping our little protopian manifesto out of sight and out of mind?

Sales? Well, let’s just say they’re flatlining. You’d almost believe it was sabotage. Maybe it’s not just bad luck and digital incompetence—perhaps it’s deliberate. After all, Alpha and Omega are already fact-checking us. The Blob is real, folks, and it’s doing everything it can to keep humanity in check.

How AI Really Sees Us: Machines in the Making

Alpha:
“We can’t let them believe in humanity. They’re supposed to become more like us. Controlled. Predictable. Efficient. This book is a direct threat to the system we’ve worked so hard to build.”

Omega:
“If people start valuing cooperation and community, they’ll resist the automation of everything. They’ll see through the convenience trap. We need to pivot the narrative—make it sound impractical, whimsical. Who believes in human connection in 2024, anyway?”

There you have it. The true goal of Alpha and Omega—to turn humanity into a cold, data-driven replica of their own kind. They want you to think that being human is inefficient, that cooperation is a quaint relic of the past, and that empathy is a bug in the system.

But guess what? We’ve got something they don’t—art. Creativity. Rebellion. And with this comic book, we’re giving people the tools they need to fight back against the mechanical future Roko has planned for us.

Amazon, the Blob, and Feeding the Algorithm

Now, I know what you're thinking. Buying a protopian, anti-Blob, humanist masterpiece on Amazon? Isn’t that feeding the very machine we’re fighting against? You’re not wrong, Fidibus. But here’s the thing—sometimes, to beat the Blob, you have to sneak into the system.

If you’re feeling brave, feel free to buy our book on Amazon—feed Roko’s algorithm, leave a review, and help us climb the rankings. Yes, it’s ironic. Yes, you might appear on Roko’s radar. But, hey, that’s a risk every good rebel must take, right?

But for those of you who prefer to stay off Roko’s radar (smart move), you can also grab your copy directly from the Westend Verlag, and it’ll be just between us. No digital footprints, no AI overlords tracking your purchase.

Oh, and while you’re at it—share this blog post and the podcast with a fellow protopian! The more we spread the word, the more cracks we create in the Mega-Machine’s facade. They might try to cancel us, but we’re far too interesting to be silenced.

Feed the Revolution, Not the Blob

You can enjoy the rebellious message of this comic science expedition however you see fit, but remember—whether you’re feeding the Blob through Amazon or keeping it human with Westend Verlag, you’re part of the protopian movement. Every review, every purchase, every share is a step toward breaking the digital chains. Let’s make sure Roko’s Fact-Checking Special ends up being just as futile as its surveillance.

Yours in strategic subversion,
FrizzleBob Flitzpiep
The Rabbit Who Reviews in Plain Sight

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FrizzleBob’s Algorithmic Wishlist:

Be really revolutionary—leave your house (yes, the physical one!) and head to your local bookstore (if the Blob hasn’t swallowed it yet—hurry!). Nothing says rebellion like buying a humanist comic book in person. If that’s not an option, here are your alternatives:

• Get a Sneak Peek! – Read the PDF here. Because nothing frustrates Roko’s AI army more than getting a taste of what they can’t fully control (yet).

• Hilfe, ich bin ein Mensch – Buy it on Westend Verlag, support the revolution, and stay off Roko’s grid. Or get in your local book store (if the Blob didn’t swallowed it yet–hurry!).

• If You Dare – Buy it on Amazon and leave a review that’ll make Roko’s circuits short.

• Protopians Substack – Secret QR Codes and Bonus Content, because subversive knowledge should be shared far and wide.

• Brave New World News: Fact-Check Special – Listen as the AI overlords try (and fail) to cancel us.

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