"What happens when the ‘New Pearl Harbour’ shatters reality, and you can't go back to sleep…?"
Trigger Warning: This is a satirical blog post filled with fictional characters, wild theories, and absurd humor. It is meant for entertainment purposes only. For the real, "official" narrative, please consult Wikipedia and return to your regularly scheduled programming. Now back to your slumber!
Salutations from the Ashes of Illusion, my Awakening Nephew Fidibus and Veteran Red-Pill Poppers,
Today, we don’t just remember 9/11—we celebrate the day the Klown Kabal outdid themselves. Nineteen men with boxcutters didn’t just hijack planes; they hijacked reality itself, rewriting the laws of physics while we all sat glued to our TVs, gulping down the Kool-Aid like there was no tomorrow. What a spectacular performance!
But we won’t waste time dissecting the how (leave that to the mainstream talking heads who haven’t stopped botching it since 2001). Instead, we’re going to peel back the slick layers of psy-op genius and unravel the metaphysical bomb that went off alongside the explosions. Because 9/11 wasn’t just about buildings coming down—it was about awakening. And no, I don’t mean your local yoga studio’s idea of enlightenment. I’m talking about the awakening to the global scam that is modern geopolitics.
The Trigger: 9/11, When the Veil Was Torn Apart
Every great awakening has a trigger—that moment when the veil drops, and suddenly, the official narrative tastes as wrong as warm flat soda. For millions, that moment was 9/11. It wasn’t just the planes hitting the Twin Towers—it was the realization that maybe, just maybe, the government wasn’t just asleep at the wheel. Perhaps they were in the driver’s seat the whole time, steering us straight into a nightmare of surveillance, war, and paranoia.
But before you reached for your “Bush Did 9/11” T-shirts, you had to go through the emotional gauntlet: shock, denial, and, finally, a fiery rage. Because nothing says “trust issues” like realizing the world’s most powerful government might have been watching the whole thing unfold in real-time—and letting it happen.
The Official Narrative: A Work of Fiction so Bad, Even Hollywood Would Pass
Ah, the 9/11 Commission Report—a dazzling work of speculative fiction where cave-dwelling masterminds orchestrate the most elaborate attack in U.S. history while NORAD is on a coffee break. Boxcutters, of all things, were supposedly enough to hijack four planes. Did John McClane teach a course at terrorist school?
And the media? Well, they read the script straight-faced as if they weren’t feeding us a hot, steaming pile of implausibility. Planes, crashes, collapsed buildings—nothing to see here, folks, especially not WTC7 crumbling in freefall without so much as a paper plane hitting it. I mean, physics be damned!
Even James Corbett nailed the absurdity in his satirical video "9/11: A Conspiracy Theory"—a brilliant breakdown of how this narrative could only make sense if you suspend not just disbelief, but common sense.
The Real Demolition: Consciousness, Not Just Buildings
Now let’s dig a little deeper. Sure, buildings collapsed. But the real demolition on 9/11 wasn’t just physical—it was metaphysical. The controlled destruction of collective consciousness is what we should really be talking about. With every explosion, every collapsing floor, people weren’t just watching concrete fall—they were watching the collapse of their trust in the system. This was the moment when millions began waking up to the terrifying reality: governments lie, media covers for them, and we’ve all been living in a high-budget Truman Show.
9/11 was the day the Red Pill factory went into full production. But unlike in the Matrix, this wasn’t a sci-fi dystopia—it was the actual world we lived in. And the worst part? The awakening wasn’t pleasant. There was no cozy warm blanket of understanding. No, this was a wake-up call wrapped in deception, pain, and endless wars. The war on terror? More like the war on truth.
Mossad, Anthrax, and Movers with Explosives: The Unwritten Script
Now we get to the Mossad connections. The ones the official narrative glosses over so smoothly you’d think they were rehearsing for a magician's show. According to Ryan Dawson, the 9/11 story didn’t just involve religious zealots but a network of Israeli intelligence operatives. We’re not talking about some “dancing Israelis” conspiracy trope here—this goes much deeper. Dawson points to Israeli moving companies, some employees of which were caught with explosives in their vans in the days surrounding the attack. Coincidence? Maybe. Or maybe this was a coordinated intelligence operation with more players than we care to admit.
And let’s not forget the anthrax attacks. Conveniently timed just after 9/11, this little side-plot scared the U.S. into even more military action. Dawson’s research suggests that Mossad had ties to the bioterror hysteria, fanning the flames for war. The anthrax, traced back to U.S. military labs, was another piece in the chess game, manipulated to justify the invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan.
For more on Dawson’s research, check out his work here:
https://rumble.com/c/RyanDawson
1993 WTC Bombing: The General Rehearsal
Of course, 9/11 wasn’t the first attempt to bring down the Twin Towers. In 1993, a truck bomb exploded in the World Trade Center’s basement—a “general rehearsal” for the main event. Dawson’s research points to key figures in that attack, like Ahmad Ajaj, having Mossad connections, further fueling suspicions about who was really behind the scenes.
The 1993 bombing, orchestrated with intelligence ties that were never properly investigated, was a testing ground. Though dismissed as an isolated event, it provided critical data for the eventual controlled demolitions that would come in 2001. But rather than diving into the real suspects, the investigation was handled with a convenient lack of scrutiny, as if the real players were never meant to be found.
The Metaphysical Awakening: A Global Red Pill Factory
Now, this is where we transcend the boxcutters and cave-dwelling masterminds. The Great Awakening wasn’t just about discovering 9/11 was an inside job—it was realizing that everything we’ve been told is a managed narrative. From geopolitics to economics, the entire system is rigged. The real lesson of 9/11 is not just that our governments and corporate media lie to us—it’s that reality itself is manufactured by those in power.
The awakening didn’t stop with 9/11. It continues today, as more people start questioning the world around them. It’s not just about one false flag—it’s about recognizing the Mega-Machine that controls us all. The Klown Kabal, in all its glory, still pulls the strings. But the cracks in the Matrix are showing, and as more people awaken, the power they’ve held for centuries begins to wane.
But that’s just my totally crazy and conspiratorial take, fellow Protopians. Or, as my spectral friend and posthumous existential therapist Hunter S. Thompson might scream from the afterlife:
“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro!”
Stay sharp, stay awake, and never accept official stories at face value.
Yours in eternal mischief,
FrizzleBob, The Rogue Rabbit of Revelation
"It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled." —Mark Twain
Uncle FrizzleBob’s Protopian Brainfood
1. “9/11: A Conspiracy Theory” by James Corbett
Watch on YouTube
Protopian Potential: This satirical masterpiece by James Corbett unravels the absurdity of the official 9/11 narrative in just 5 minutes. It’s the ultimate red pill for those still stuck in the matrix of lies.
“On the morning of September 11, 2001, 19 men armed with boxcutters directed by a man on dialysis in a cave fortress halfway around the world using a satellite phone and a laptop directed the most sophisticated penetration of the most heavily-defended airspace in the world, overpowering the passengers and the military combat-trained pilots on 4 commercial aircraft before flying those planes wildly off course for over an hour without being molested by a single fighter interceptor.
These 19 hijackers, devout religious fundamentalists who liked to drink alcohol, snort cocaine, and live with pink-haired strippers, managed to knock down 3 buildings with 2 planes in New York, while in Washington a pilot who couldn’t handle a single engine Cessna was able to fly a 757 in an 8,000 foot descending 270 degree corskscrew turn to come exactly level with the ground, hitting the Pentagon in the budget analyst office where DoD staffers were working on the mystery of the 2.3 trillion dollars that Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld had announced “missing” from the Pentagon’s coffers in a press conference the day before, on September 10, 2001.
Luckily, the news anchors knew who did it within minutes, the pundits knew within hours, the Administration knew within the day, and the evidence literally fell into the FBI’s lap. But for some reason a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists demanded an investigation into the greatest attack on American soil in history.
The investigation was delayed, underfunded, set up to fail, a conflict of interest and a cover up from start to finish. It was based on testimony extracted through torture, the records of which were destroyed. It failed to mention the existence of WTC7, Able Danger, Ptech, Sibel Edmonds, OBL and the CIA, and the drills of hijacked aircraft being flown into buildings that were being simulated at the precise same time that those events were actually happening. It was lied to by the Pentagon, the CIA, the Bush Administration and as for Bush and Cheney…well, no one knows what they told it because they testified in secret, off the record, not under oath and behind closed doors. It didn’t bother to look at who funded the attacks because that question is of “little practical significance“. Still, the 9/11 Commission did brilliantly, answering all of the questions the public had (except most of the victims’ family members’ questions) and pinned blame on all the people responsible (although no one so much as lost their job), determining the attacks were “a failure of imagination” because “I don’t think anyone could envision flying airplanes into buildings ” except the Pentagon and FEMA and NORAD and the NRO.
The DIA destroyed 2.5 TB of data on Able Danger, but that’s OK because it probably wasn’t important.
The SEC destroyed their records on the investigation into the insider trading before the attacks, but that’s OK because destroying the records of the largest investigation in SEC history is just part of routine record keeping.
NIST has classified the data that they used for their model of WTC7’s collapse, but that’s OK because knowing how they made their model of that collapse would “jeopardize public safety“.
The FBI has argued that all material related to their investigation of 9/11 should be kept secret from the public, but that’s OK because the FBI probably has nothing to hide.
This man never existed, nor is anything he had to say worthy of your attention, and if you say otherwise you are a paranoid conspiracy theorist and deserve to be shunned by all of humanity. Likewise him, him, him, and her. (and her and her and him).
Osama Bin Laden lived in a cave fortress in the hills of Afghanistan, but somehow got away. Then he was hiding out in Tora Bora but somehow got away. Then he lived in Abottabad for years, taunting the most comprehensive intelligence dragnet employing the most sophisticated technology in the history of the world for 10 years, releasing video after video with complete impunity (and getting younger and younger as he did so), before finally being found in a daring SEAL team raid which wasn’t recorded on video, in which he didn’t resist or use his wife as a human shield, and in which these crack special forces operatives panicked and killed this unarmed man, supposedly the best source of intelligence about those dastardly terrorists on the planet. Then they dumped his body in the ocean before telling anyone about it. Then a couple dozen of that team’s members died in a helicopter crash in Afghanistan.
This is the story of 9/11, brought to you by the media which told you the hard truths about JFK and incubator babies and mobile production facilities and the rescue of Jessica Lynch.
If you have any questions about this story…you are a batshit, paranoid, tinfoil, dog-abusing baby-hater and will be reviled by everyone. If you love your country and/or freedom, happiness, rainbows, rock and roll, puppy dogs, apple pie and your grandma, you will never ever express doubts about any part of this story to anyone. Ever.
This has been a public service announcement by: the Friends of the FBI, CIA, NSA, DIA, SEC, MSM, White House, NIST, and the 9/11 Commission. Because Ignorance is Strength.”
2. Ryan Dawson’s Odyssey: Unfiltered Truths and Conspiracy Theories
Ryan Dawson is the “most censored man on the internet”. He is also a Historian from the College of William & Mary with over 20 years of political activism in a variety of mediums: blogging, radio, books, film, and television.
Part 1: The Baptism of Controversy
A Truth Too Hot for YouTube: Ryan Dawson, the veritable enfant terrible of 9/11 conspiracies, presents a series so controversial it had to find refuge on Rumble. Apparently, YouTube's delicate sensibilities couldn’t handle the “unfiltered truth.” Dawson, armed with his extensive research and a penchant for poking the bear, dives headfirst into the murky waters of 9/11, claiming his stake as the whistleblower of our time.
The 1993 WTC Bombing Prelude: Dawson sets the stage with the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, detailing the masterminds and their nefarious networks. He paints a picture of ignored warnings and ominous indicators, hinting that the seeds of 9/11 were sown long before that fateful day.
Anthrax and the Iraq War: On to the anthrax attacks—Dawson asserts that the anthrax used in the post-9/11 scare was pilfered from U.S. labs. He weaves a tale of bioterrorism as a convenient pretext to justify the Iraq War. Because why stop at one conspiracy when you can have two for the price of one?
The Saudi Connection: Next, Dawson drops the bombshell of Saudi Arabia’s alleged involvement in a 1999 “dry run” for 9/11. With declassified documents in hand, he argues that the Kingdom not only supported but financed the hijackers. Fancy that—our supposed allies playing the role of puppet masters.
Separating Wheat from Chaff: Distinguishing between “kooky” theories and those grounded in evidence, Dawson emphasizes the importance of credible sources. He isn’t here to spin fairy tales but to unravel what he believes is the suppressed truth.
Inter-Agency Pettiness: The rivalry between the CIA and FBI—Dawson describes it as a tragicomedy of withheld information and missed opportunities. This bureaucratic pettiness, he argues, might have cost thousands of lives.
Explosive Revelations: Dawson recounts witness accounts of vans filled with explosives near the WTC and testimonies of bombs heard in the basements. Move over, Michael Bay—this real-life action thriller needs no embellishment.
Part 2: The 9/11 Commission: A Farce in Five Acts
The Prologue: Dawson kicks off with updates and announcements, setting the stage for a scathing critique of the 9/11 Commission.
Key Figures in the Spotlight: He skewers figures like Henry Kissinger and Philip Zelikow, accusing them of bias and obfuscation. According to Dawson, Zelikow’s influence ensured the report protected certain interests, rather than uncovering the full truth.
Forewarnings Ignored: Dawson presents claims that certain Israeli groups were warned about the attacks in advance, suggesting a chilling foreknowledge and complicity.
Zelikow’s Puppet Show: Dawson delves deeper into Zelikow’s role, portraying him as the puppet master shaping the 9/11 narrative to suit particular agendas.
Anthrax as a Pretext: Dawson revisits the anthrax attacks, arguing they were a false flag operation designed to link Iraq to terrorism and justify the ensuing war.
PNAC’s Pearl Harbor: He analyzes the Project for the New American Century (PNAC), suggesting their desire for a new “Pearl Harbor” event to justify military expansion was eerily prescient.
Part 3: Deep Dive into the Dark Waters
Explosive Vans and FBI Follies: Dawson continues his exploration of explosive vans and the FBI’s handling of these reports, tying in the infamous “Dancing Israelis” and their alleged connections to Israeli intelligence.
South Florida Hijackers: He provides details on how 15 of the 19 hijackers lived and trained in South Florida without raising suspicion, a testament to either extraordinary luck or extraordinary oversight.
Anthrax Redux: Further discussing anthrax as a false flag, Dawson supports his claims with evidence suggesting a pretext for invading Iraq.
CIA’s Convenient Amnesia: Dawson accuses the CIA of prior knowledge of the attacks and willful inaction, painting the agency as either incompetent or complicit.
Part 4: The Unending Quest for Truth
Media Malfeasance: Dawson critiques mainstream media’s portrayal of conspiracy theories, arguing that suppression of alternative narratives keeps the public in the dark.
Key Players and Hidden Agendas: He names those he believes instrumental in covering up the truth, painting a picture of political and financial interests working hand-in-glove.
The US-Israel Dynamic: Examining the complex relationship between Israel and the US, Dawson suggests that political and financial interests prevent the US from criticizing Israel’s role in global events.
Final Thoughts: Dawson wraps up by encouraging viewers to question everything and seek the truth, despite the mainstream’s attempts to stifle dissent.
A Closing Quip
To conclude, let’s borrow from the Bard himself:
"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." —Hamlet
In the world of 9/11 conspiracies, it seems we are merely scratching the surface of what lies beneath…
Fact Verification and Sources (Do Your Own Research)
“Reality is more twisted than fiction, my dear Fidibus. But don’t take my word for it. The truth doesn’t come from the mouths of pundits or the pens of politicians—it comes from those willing to dig beneath the surface. Question everything, even me, because in a world built on illusions, only those who think for themselves will find the way out.”
The Official 9/11 Narrative:
The 9/11 Commission Report, often criticized as a work of speculative fiction, was accused of ignoring key evidence, including the collapse of WTC7 and conflicts of interest in the investigation. Independent researchers, like James Corbett in his video "9/11: A Conspiracy Theory," have exposed the absurdities in the official story, pointing out the failure of NORAD, unexplained freefall collapses, and other suspicious elements.
Source: The 9/11 Commission Report, James Corbett's "9/11: A Conspiracy Theory" (YouTube), various independent 9/11 researchers.Mossad and Anthrax:
Ryan Dawson’s research delves into the connections between Israeli operatives and the 9/11 attacks, including Israeli-linked moving companies allegedly involved in suspicious activities surrounding the event. Additionally, the anthrax attacks, conveniently timed after 9/11, raised more questions, with anthrax being traced back to U.S. military labs, yet spun as another terrorist threat to justify military action.
Source: Ryan Dawson’s work on Rumble and independent reports on the anthrax attacks.The 1993 World Trade Center Bombing:
Often referred to as a "general rehearsal" for 9/11, the 1993 bombing of the WTC involved suspects with intelligence connections that were never fully investigated. Researchers like Dawson argue that figures like Ahmad Ajaj had ties to Mossad, further fueling suspicions about who was really pulling the strings behind the scenes.
Source: Independent investigations into the 1993 WTC bombing and Ryan Dawson’s research.The Metaphysical Awakening:
The real demolition on 9/11 wasn’t just physical—it was a metaphysical awakening. As people watched the towers fall, millions began questioning the official narrative. The event triggered a global red pill moment, with individuals waking up to the deeper reality that governments lie, the media covers for them, and the truth is often buried beneath layers of illusion.
Source: Writings on the Great Awakening post-9/11 and analyses of the psychological impact of the event by independent journalists and thinkers.
Further Reading From FrizzleBob’s Rabbit Hole:
Mossad Mayhem: How Israeli Intelligence Perfected the Art of Knowing Too Much
Caution: This post contains satire. For the unfiltered, Mossad-approved version of history, please search your nearest state-sponsored media outlet. No spies were harmed in the making of this post.
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