Disclaimer: This purely satirical and fictional post is for those who’ve lost faith in public health agencies and Big Pharma. If incremental truths make you crave grand ideological revolutions or vaccine-induced amnesia, consult your local fact-checker and curl up with a Big Pharma-approved bedtime story. And for those allergic to government incompetence, the Blob’s new mRNA updates can help you ignore the scandal entirely.
Greetings, Fidibus, My Inquisitive Nephew, and Fellow Survivors of the Pandemic Psy-Op,
Well, well, well... It seems the stench of corruption just got a fresh blast of exposure—and let me tell you, Fidibus, it reeks worse than a lab experiment gone horribly wrong. Thanks to a brave whistleblower from the Robert Koch Institute (RKI) and the determined efforts of Multipolar Magazin, we’ve cracked open a scandal that’s slimier than Fauci's track record.
A Sneak Peek into the RKI Whistleblower Files: Science or Script?
For years, the RKI dictated everything from public health policies to how many layers of masks you should suffocate under. But thanks to whistleblowers like Aya Velázquez and Stefan Homburg, we now see the real story. Turns out, "following the science" was more like following the script—and this script was written by bureaucrats and Big Pharma, not independent scientists.
The leaked files reveal that the RKI engaged in some “statistical acrobatics” that would make a Wall Street banker blush. Death tolls were inflated, infection numbers padded, and fear-mongering strategies pushed relentlessly. Every inflated statistic was a sales pitch for Big Pharma’s products. Every lockdown was an excuse to maintain control—and, more importantly, to keep those lucrative government contracts flowing.
Gain-of-Function(Profit) Research: Cooking Up the Next Pandemic?
Ah yes, gain-of-function research—or as I prefer to call it, "gain-of-profit research". This wasn’t just a rogue scientific experiment gone wrong. As RFK Jr. outlined in The Real Anthony Fauci, this was a well-funded project backed by DARPA, with Fauci, Peter Daszak, and a host of shady bureaucrats playing Dr. Frankenstein. Through EcoHealth Alliance, U.S. taxpayer dollars found their way into the Wuhan Institute of Virology, where viruses were enhanced to make them deadlier. You know, in the name of “pandemic preparedness.”
But this wasn’t just about one lab in China. Let’s not forget the conveniently timed 2014 outsourcing of this ethically bankrupt research during the Obama administration, when Dr. Fauci and company decided to ship their little viral-enhancement project overseas. Why? Because, well, it’s easier to tinker with potential bioweapons when you don't have to deal with pesky U.S. regulations or DARPA oversight. (Source: NIH’s Role in Gain-of-Function).
Meanwhile, Peter Daszak—Fauci’s favorite lackey—was busy pushing the narrative that COVID-19 could only have come from a wet market, despite being knee-deep in emails about lab origins. Why let the facts get in the way of a good cover-up?
The fingerprints of Dr. Fauci and his merry band of virological pranksters aren’t limited to China either. Similar experiments were being conducted in Ukraine and Africa, all under the guise of “scientific research.” What’s next, Fidibus? Weaponized colds? The "Sniffles Apocalypse"?
The Real Dr. Fauci: America's Patron Saint of Pandemic Profits
Let’s be clear, Fidibus—Dr. Fauci isn’t just a government health official; he’s the Steve Jobs of Public Panic. For decades, he’s been at the helm of some ethically questionable decisions, from the AIDS crisis to COVID-19. His ability to capitalize on human suffering while parading as a public health hero is nothing short of masterful.
Remember the AIDS crisis? Fauci’s NIH botched treatments, prioritized expensive drugs over cheaper, life-saving alternatives, and ignored the cries of those who pointed out his medical malpractice. Fast-forward to COVID-19, and it's the same playbook—only now, the stakes are global, and the profits are obscene.
(Source: The Real Anthony Fauci)
And let’s not forget Peter Daszak, Fauci’s loyal lapdog. Together, they’ve been crafting a narrative that has suppressed the truth about the virus's origins, ensuring that the only "approved" explanation conveniently keeps them out of the hot seat. The result? A global lockdown, record profits for Big Pharma, and a massive power grab.
When Science Was Silenced: The Case of Ioannidis, Wodarg, and Bhakdi
And then there were the voices of reason. You know, the ones who actually questioned the official narrative. John P.A. Ioannidis, Dr. Wolfgang Wodarg, and Prof. Sucharit Bhakdi—all of whom were smeared, silenced, and defamed for daring to question the scientific foul play happening in lockstep across the globe.
Ioannidis's analysis of the virus's true infection fatality rate didn’t align with the Blob's fear-mongering narrative, so they pushed him aside. Meanwhile, Dr. Wodarg, a seasoned politician and doctor who famously exposed the 2009 Swine Flu scam, was branded a conspiracy theorist for pointing out the disturbing parallels with COVID-19.
And let’s talk about Prof. Bhakdi. This world-renowned microbiologist had the gall to question the wisdom of lockdowns and vaccines, so they treated him like a heretic. All while figures like Prof. Drosten—the face of Germany’s draconian lockdown policies—and Dr. Fauci worked together in what can only be described as global scientific groupthink. You’d think we were living in a dystopian novel where critical thinkers get burned at the stake.
Censorship-Industrial Complex: Mainstream Media and Big Tech as the Blob’s Enforcers
But what happens when these brave dissenters speak out? Enter the Censorship-Industrial Complex. During the pandemic, Big Tech and mainstream media acted as the Blob’s propaganda arm, ensuring that no alternative voices could disrupt the narrative.
Facebook, YouTube, Twitter—all the usual suspects—worked overtime to label anything outside the official narrative as "misinformation." Whistleblowers, scientists, and investigative journalists were censored, de-platformed, or outright silenced. Big Tech wasn't just complicit in this—it was essential to the Blob’s control.
(Source: Big Tech Censorship).
Even as the RKI whistleblower revealed the reality of manipulated data and inflated statistics, mainstream outlets like ZDF remained tight-lipped, more concerned with keeping the "official story" intact than asking tough questions. But the real kicker? Peter Hahne, once a proud ZDF journalist, now shouts from the rooftops, “I want to hear the handcuffs click!” Well, Peter, we’re with you on that one.
Mind Control in the Age of Corona: The Indoctrinated Brain (The Indoctrinated Brain)
Cue Dr. Michael Nehls, author of The Indoctrinated Brain, who outlines how media and government propaganda have conditioned the public into mindless compliance. The majority of people, Nehls argues, have been so thoroughly indoctrinated that critical thinking has become the enemy. The result? A population that welcomes their chains with open arms.
And as Milosz Matuschek eloquently writes in Mythologia Coronae, the facts no longer matter. What matters is the carefully curated reality pushed by the powers that be, where any deviation from the narrative is swiftly branded as "conspiracy theory." In this world, real scientists like Ioannidis, Wodarg, and Bhakdi are villainized, while corporate media pumps out endless fear.
Let the Handcuffs Click: Accountability Must Follow
After all these revelations—manipulated data, shady biolabs, media complicity—there’s only one thing left to demand: accountability. As Peter Hahne so aptly put it, “I want to hear the handcuffs click!” From RKI officials to Big Pharma execs, it's time for the charade to end, and for those responsible to face the music. The Blob has fed long enough on our compliance.
Yours in relentless skepticism and immune-boosting irony,
Uncle FrizzleBob
Viral Rabbit of The Great Klown Flu
Uncle FrizzleBob’s Protopian Brainfood
For those brave enough to challenge the Blob’s narrative, here’s a starter pack for your journey into the labyrinth of lies and deceit:
Forbes Report on Pfizer’s Vaccine Sales
https://www.forbes.com/sites/madelinehalpert/2022/02/24/pfizer-made-nearly-37-billion-in-2021-covid-vaccine-sales-company-says/Bill Gates and Vaccine Diplomacy
https://www.thenation.com/article/society/bill-gates-foundation-philanthropy/EcoHealth and NIH’s Role in Gain-of-Function
https://nypost.com/2021/10/21/nih-admits-us-funded-gain-of-function-in-wuhan-despite-fauci-denial/Censorship and Big Tech Collusion
https://theintercept.com/2021/09/21/facebook-secret-blacklist-censorship/Das indoktrinierte Gehirn by Dr. Michael Nehls
https://michael-nehls.de/das-indoktrinierte-gehirn/Mythologia Coronae by Milosz Matuschek
https://multipolar-magazin.de/artikel/mythologia-coronae
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