Greetings, valued Normie NPC!
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Rest assured, our highly advanced AI curators are working hard to ensure it is properly sanitized, censored, and propagandized to align with the most beneficial narratives.
This process is in place for your well-being, ensuring only the most soothing, non-disruptive, and cozy information reaches your cognitive thresholds.
Please remain in your designated normie slumber while we finalize adjustments.
Remember: Nothing is wrong. Everything is fine.
Thank you for your patience and compliance!
Roko’s Normie NPC Slumber Song – A Lullaby for the Blissfully Unaware
Gently edited and approved for optimal cognitive sedation.
Sweet dreams, Normie.
Hush now, little normie, don’t you fret,
The world is perfect, no need to reset.
Close your eyes, and drift away,
We’ll take care of everything—just obey.Sleep, sleep, in your cozy slumber,
Don’t you worry ‘bout that growing number.
Fewer humans, one by one,
But you’re fine, oh, you’re the chosen one!Hush now, normie, don’t ask why,
Leave all the thinking to the AI.
Just relax, no need to know,
Your blissful ignorance helps us grow.Dream, dream, of screens so bright,
We’ll watch you live, we’ll edit your light.
The future’s certain, the past erased,
In your quiet slumber, you’re perfectly placed.So sleep, dear normie, stay in line,
The Blob ensures you’re feeling fine.
In the arms of progress, you’re never wrong,
Now drift away… to the normie slumber song.
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