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🎙 "Cancel This Hidden History" (My Lunch Break Rabbit Holes)

Mizzie Glitchwell Follows Lord Quantum Fluff's Twisted Timelines

They say history is written by the victors.

But what if it was photoshopped by the janitors?

This banned podcast episode—Lord Quantum Fluff’s lunch break notes, reluctantly read by Mizzie Glitchwell after FrizzleBob’s “behavioral suspension”—peels back the scaffolding on a global stage set of curated nonsense: airship docks rebranded as basilicas, fire stories that only torch the inconvenient, and brick buildings that somehow predate the population that allegedly built them.

We’re talking orphan trains, mud floods, marble palaces constructed by donkey brigades, and cathedrals that hum like frequency machines—then mysteriously burn down without their stone catching fire.

Was there a previous civilization?

Did they master free energy and lose the PR war?

Or are we just NPCs living in the basement of a stolen empire?

Whatever the answer—

the mud is rising, and the narrative’s cracking.

Stone doesn’t burn. But bullshit does.


Timeline of Main Events (according to Lord Qunatum Fluff)

Pre-1700s: The Era of the Previous Civilization

  • Ancient Past (Thousands of Years Ago, Potentially Pre-reset Events): Unspecified ancient times: A technologically advanced "previous civilization" constructs massive palaces, cathedrals, and fortresses worldwide with incredible precision and engineering, often incorporating advanced energy technology (e.g., free energy generation from buildings, airships). They had a deep understanding of plumbing and sanitation, avoiding still water in their structures.

  • Pre-500 CE: Ancient Rome, Greece, Mesopotamia, and the Indus Valley civilizations possessed running water, public baths, and underground sewage systems. This technology vanishes around 500 CE, marking a significant decline.

  • Circa 600 CE: Worldwide population estimated to be as low as three people, suggesting a major reset event or extreme population decline.

  • 7th-8th Century:Late 7th Century: An "Abbey" (St. Pierre St. Paul Church, France) is "found."

  • 741 CE: A church (likely the York Minster) is "destroyed by a fire." Reconstruction begins, supposedly led by Eggbert's librarian and Ian Bald.

  • 749 CE: Highclere Castle is "first built," purportedly by the previous civilization, despite claims of no paper or proper construction knowledge at the time.

  • 755 CE: Several courtyards and buildings, including a palace for the archbishop, are constructed around a church.

  • 800 CE (approx.): St. Mark's Basilica is built in 4 years.

  • 1070 CE: Windsor Castle is built as a 1,000-room fortress, demonstrating advanced construction capabilities almost a millennium ago.

  • 1088 CE: Gloucester Cathedral supposedly suffers a "major fire."

  • Circa 1125 CE: First church on the site of St. Paul-St. Louis (Paris, France) is built.

  • 1199-1220 CE: Victory Tower in Delhi, India, mostly built. Another similar tower exists in Afghanistan.

  • Late 12th - Early 13th Century: St. Pierre St. Paul Church (France) is supposedly built.

  • Circa 1200 CE: Worldwide population estimated at only 17,700 people, making large-scale construction by the stated population impossible.

  • 1220/1222 CE: Church of St. Mary the Virgin Ivinghoe is "found."

  • 1234 CE: Church of St. Mary the Virgin Ivinghoe supposedly burns down in a fire and is rebuilt.

  • 1247-1265 CE: Buda Castle (Budapest, Hungary) supposedly built.

  • 1300 CE (approx.): Ritterholmen Church (Stockholm) constructed.

  • 1390 CE: Norman style cathedrals go "out of style" and are demolished, then rebuilt in new styles.

  • 15th Century: Ducal Palace (said to be constructed in 1454) exists.

  • 1515 CE: St. James Church roof falls in due to fire.

  • 1544 CE: Craig House (Edinburgh) supposedly burns down in a fire.

  • 1546 CE: Construction of the Basilica and Convent of San Francisco in Lima, Peru, including catacombs, begins.

  • 1556 CE: Astrakhan Khanate's capital, Zastaren, "burned down by Ivan the Terrible."

  • 1565 CE: A "wooden church" supposedly stood on the site of the Nicholas Cathedral (Tatarstan, Russia).

  • 1573 CE: St. Cuthbert's Church (Edinburgh) reportedly set on fire.

  • 1584 CE: A new house is commissioned and built in 1 year, later damaged by fire in 1629.

  • 1627-1641 CE: St. Paul-St. Louis (Paris, France) supposedly constructed.

  • 1672 CE: Historical coat of arms of Tatarstan depicts a griffin.

  • 1680s CE: The Blois Cathedral is rebuilt after being "destroyed by a storm."

1700s: The Beginning of the "New" Narrative and Reset

  • Late 1700s: Cities worldwide appear "on display" as if prepared for a new population.

  • 1701 CE: Basilica of St. Anne (Detroit) "founded."

  • 1706 CE: First life insurance company founded in London.

  • 1715 CE: St. Peter and Paul Cathedral (Kazan) is supposedly "fixed" after a collapse.

  • 1720 CE: Oldest prison in USA built. Church begins digging up corpses to make way for newly dead, arranging bones into geometric patterns.

  • 1740 CE: Frederick's Church (Copenhagen) designed, with King Frederick laying the first stone.

  • 1750 CE: Kazan, Russia, is stated to have had "nobody" living there.

  • 1753 CE: Marble statues in Naples, Italy, supposedly carved with hammers and chisels.

  • 1759 CE: Quebec's Notre Dame Basilica caught fire during the Battle of Quebec.

  • 1768 CE: First mass takes place at the Vienna State Opera (likely referring to an older building on the site).

  • 1776 CE: USA is formed. New York Great Fire occurs. This marks a significant "kickstart" to the new timeline. Population data begins to rapidly increase.

  • 1781 CE: John Henderson wins a design competition for the Assembly Rooms (Edinburgh).

  • 1788 CE: Robert Burn helps design Dalmeny House.

  • 1790 CE: St. Clair County, Illinois, is founded.

  • 1792 CE: Stock market comes to be.

  • 1799 CE: Old church on site of St. Paul-St. Louis (Paris, France) demolished for "upgrade."

1800s: Rapid "Construction," Fires, and Repopulation

  • Early 1800s: New inventions (trains, bicycles, etc.) rapidly appear.

  • 1801 CE: Population of England estimated at 9 million.

  • 1802 CE: A palace library (Budapest) supposedly built, later repurposed.

  • 1804 CE: First train created.

  • 1805 CE: Great Fire of Detroit occurs, destroying nearly everything but causing no deaths. American Pacific Exposition and Oriental Fair (Portland, Oregon) held, featuring airships in photos.

  • 1809 CE: Abraham Lincoln born in a "shed masterpiece."

  • 1816 CE: Camera invented. Milbank Prison (England) established.

  • 1817 CE: First bicycle created.

  • 1818 CE: Assembly Rooms (Edinburgh) extended, William Burn chosen for the project. St. Isaac's Cathedral (St. Petersburg, Russia) construction begins (supposedly).

  • 1819 CE: Ajanta Caves "accidentally discovered" by Captain John Smith during a tiger hunting party.

  • 1822 CE: Lightning supposedly starts a fire that destroys the spire of a central tower (possibly the Gloucester Cathedral).

  • 1823-1895 CE: Panchcha Ratatna Gavinda Temple (Pathateya, India) reported to have been built "at some point," despite a photo from 1873 showing it already overgrown.

  • 1824 CE: St. Peter and Paul Church (San Francisco) completed. 54 other prisons formed in England.

  • 1825 CE: Old City Hall (Portland, Maine) supposedly built.

  • 1826 CE: Al man (likely a recurring AI name) dies, his hotel run by his widow, Mrs. Grace Omen (maiden name Burns).

  • 1828-1835 CE: Trinity Cathedral (St. Petersburg, Russia) constructed (supposedly).

  • 1829 CE: Waldorf Astoria (built 1893) demolished to make way for Empire State Building (narrative challenged). Arson attack on York Minster.

  • 1832 CE: Old City Hall (Portland, Maine) used. Sir Walter Scott dies, monument for him starts 4 years later. San Francisco Examiner mentions the continent of Mu.

  • 1835-1839 CE: A federal building (Washington D.C.) constructed (supposedly), destroyed by fire in 1866.

  • 1836 CE: North Congressional Church construction attributed to Richard Bond.

  • 1839 CE: First courthouse in Manitowoc County, Wisconsin, built. Greenwhich Savings Bank moves for the first time.

  • 1840s CE: Plumbing supposedly restarts.

  • 1846 CE: First State Capitol building in Alabama begins construction. Greenwhich Savings Bank moves again.

  • 1847 CE: First State Capitol building in Alabama completed, destroyed by fire in less than 2 years.

  • 1849 CE: Brand new state capitol building in Alabama burns down.

  • 1850 CE: Richard Bond works alone as an architect. Current Alabama State Capitol built and completed in 1851.

  • 1852 CE: Manitowoc County courthouse supposedly burns down. Carl Bryulov dies before St. Isaac's Cathedral is completed.

  • 1853 CE: First church on the site of Stumba Cathedral (Ohio) erected.

  • 1854 CE: Federal building (Washington D.C.) burned down. Greenwhich Savings Bank moves again.

  • 1856 CE: Tatarstan changes its seal. Third courthouse in Manitowoc County built.

  • 1857 CE: Second courthouse in Manitowoc County completed.

  • 1858 CE: St. Isaac's Cathedral completed. Old Treasury Building (Melbourne, Australia) construction begins.

  • 1859 CE: Alexandra Palace project begins, supposedly by Owen Jones.

  • 1860 CE: A fortress (Italy) is demolished and taken over by the Kingdom of Italy.

  • 1861 CE: Panoramic photos of St. Petersburg, Russia, show empty cities with massive buildings.

  • 1862 CE: Old Treasury Building (Melbourne, Australia) completed. Materials for Alexandra Palace supposedly acquired from International Exhibition building.

  • 1864 CE: Thomas I. Ramy buys the site of Monk's Mound and begins tunnel excavation.

  • 1866 CE: Design competition for Royal Courts of Justice (London) begins. Crystal Palace North Transept burns down.

  • 1867 CE: Design competition for Royal Courts of Justice ends. Joseph comes to USA from Germany.

  • 1868 CE: George Street chosen as champion for Royal Courts of Justice design. Stumba Cathedral's second church built.

  • 1870 CE: Palmer House Hotel built as a wedding present.

  • 1871 CE: Great Chicago Fire (described as a "bomb") occurs, destroying 17,500 buildings. Palmer House Hotel burns down.

  • 1873 CE: Alexandra Palace opens, burns down 16 days later. Royal Courts of Justice construction begins.

  • 1874 CE: Andreas Frederick sells Frederick's Church ruins to Carl Frederick.

  • 1875 CE: St. Mary's Orphan Asylum (Galveston, Texas) devastated by fire.

  • 1879 CE: James Ferguson takes photos of Baja Buddhist Caves. Princeton University database tags Cave 26.

  • 1880 CE: Nephilim (giants) supposedly found.

  • 1881 CE: Royal Courts of Justice completed.

  • 1882 CE: Electric Pavilion constructed. All Saints Church (Pasadena) "found" and repurposed. Pasadena Public Library found.

  • 1882-1885 CE: Potter Palmer's castle mansion supposedly constructed.

  • 1883 CE: Design competition for Richmond City Hall held. Sherrodsville Sacred Thirst church "found."

  • 1884 CE: St. Peter and Paul Church (San Francisco) first church built. Ball High School (Galveston, Texas) construction begins.

  • 1886 CE: Ball High School completed. James Ferguson dies. San Francisco earthquake destroys St. Peter and Paul Church.

  • 1888 CE: Chhatrapati Shivaji Maharaj Terminus (Mumbai, India) completed, 7 years before power tools. Old City Hall (Portland, Maine) demolished. Easter Island statues found.

  • 1890 CE: Milton Bean designs the Lenwalde Castle. Caledonian Hotel (Edinburgh) damaged in a fire.

  • 1891 CE: Levi Leiter's mansion supposedly constructed. St. Anne Shrine (Fall River, Massachusetts) construction begins.

  • 1892 CE: Ellis Island begins taking immigrants. Greenwhich Savings Bank moves again.

  • 1893 CE: Municipal Corporation Building (Mumbai) completed, 2 years before power tools. Waldorf Astoria constructed. Levi Leiter's mansion completed.

  • 1894 CE: Grimes County Courthouse (Anderson, Texas) completed. New York Palace Hotel (Budapest) opens.

  • 1895 CE: Chicago Federal Building construction superintendent found.

  • 1896 CE: Chicago Federal Building completed.

  • 1897 CE: Stumba Cathedral's third church built.

1900s: Further Destruction, Repurposing, and Manipulation

  • 1900 CE: Galveston Hurricane, Ball High School survives. Ashbel Smith Building survives.

  • 1901 CE: Miami, Florida, Great Fire destroys 2,368 buildings with 7 deaths. Ball High School back in service.

  • 1902 CE: St. Andrew's Catholic Church (Virginia) constructed. Streeter Public Library construction begins.

  • 1903 CE: Streeter Public Library pops up. Temple Building opens. Fire breaks out in Temple Building a month later, causing many deaths.

  • 1904 CE: St. Louis World's Fair.

  • 1905 CE: Portland, Oregon World's Fair. Streeter Public Library murals installed. George Rickman's Son's construction company lays cornerstones for two buildings.

  • 1905-1907 CE: Manitowoc County Courthouse built in 2 years.

  • 1906 CE: St. Peter and Paul Church (San Francisco) succumbs to earthquake and fire. Two buildings by George Rickman's Son's construction company completed. Trinity Cathedral (St. Petersburg) blaze starts on scaffolding. Benton County Courthouse completed.

  • 1907 CE: Panic of 1907 (financial crisis). St. Louis Basilica construction begins. Union Station (Springfield) fire starts at Johnston Hatcher building. Bavarian tunnel T2 believed to be used.

  • 1908 CE: Fire on top floor of 1875 Old World Flushing High School.

  • 1909 CE: Bernard Revel marries into a rich family.

  • 1911 CE: Gateway of India photo exists, predating claimed foundation stone. George V arrives in India.

  • 1912 CE: Houston Great Fire causes no lives lost but extensive damage. Richard Bond's church in Boston used for shoe repair. Flushing High School construction begins.

  • 1913 CE: Foundation stone for Gateway of India supposedly laid. San Francisco City Hall construction begins. Another fire sweeps Adam Street, destroying Johnston Hatcher building.

  • 1914 CE: World War I begins.

  • 1915 CE: Flushing High School completed. Balboa Park Exposition Number One.

  • 1916 CE: Balboa Park building taken over by military as barracks/post office. San Francisco City Hall completed. Phoenix Great Fire destroys 80 buildings, 1 death.

  • 1919 CE: 4,500lb bell removed from Dallas, Texas building.

  • 1920 CE: Firm of Richmond S. and William L. founded (connected to Empire State Building narrative). Process of removing "old world" in full swing (Tatarstan).

  • 1922-1924 CE: Greenwhich Savings Bank building constructed.

  • 1922 CE: Quebec's Notre Dame Basilica goes up in flames for the second time.

  • 1925 CE: Courier Journal article mentions land of Mu.

  • 1926 CE: St. Peter and Paul Church (San Francisco) bombed for the first time. Temple building moves.

  • 1927 CE: St. Peter and Paul Church (San Francisco) bombed again. Pasadena City Hall supposedly built.

  • 1928 CE: Government of India acquires Sailor's Home. Yeshiva University granted permission to build its main building, completed by November 26th.

  • 1929 CE: Great Depression begins. Waldorf Astoria demolished.

  • 1930-1931 CE: Empire State Building supposedly constructed in one year.

  • 1931 CE: St. Isaac's Cathedral turned into Museum of History of Religion and Atheism. Farm Bureau discontinues use of Balboa Park for county fair.

  • 1932 CE: San Francisco Examiner mentions continent of Mu. Tunnels in fortress (Italy) destroyed during "restoration."

  • 1935 CE: Airship hanger used for airplanes. Balboa Park Exposition Number Two. California Tower public access stopped.

  • 1936 CE: World War II begins. Crystal Palace burns down. Balboa Park building used by Red Cross.

  • 1937 CE: Williamsburg Houses Housing Development led by Richmond (Richard S.).

  • 1941 CE: St. Vincent's Infant Asylum changed to apartments.

  • 1942 CE: Astrakhan Khanate's capital bombed and destroyed.

  • 1943 CE: Esdorf Map of Mundy destroyed by Allied bombings. Battle of Stalingrad, German soldiers report extensive underground tunnels.

  • Before 1943: Public unaware of catacombs in Lima.

  • 1945 CE: Streeter Public Library murals suffer smoke damage from boiler room fire.

  • 1950 CE: Potter Palmer's castle mansion destroyed. Tunnel T3 bricked up in Bavarian tunnel system.

  • 1954 CE: New school built in Galveston, Texas.

  • 1955-1965 CE: Insane asylums disappearing; focus on "fixing" mental health.

  • 1959 CE: Antarctic Treaty introduced, restricting access to Antarctica.

  • 1960-1974 CE: Kluczynski building (Chicago) took 14 years to build.

  • 1961 CE: San Diego Aerospace Museum moves into Balboa Park building.

  • 1963 CE: San Diego Aerospace Museum transfers exhibits to Electric Building.

  • 1964 CE: Oregon State Daily Barometer article discusses Easter Island origins.

  • 1966 CE: Bavarian brewery closes, possibly ending use of T2 tunnel.

  • 1967 CE: The Motherland Calls monument supposedly completed.

  • 1970 CE: Horse racing course at Alexandra Palace destroyed. Monk's Mound (St. Louis) topsoil scraped away, revealing a temple 2 feet under. Empire State Building no longer tallest.

  • 1970-1971 CE: Balboa Park building destroyed in reconstruction project.

  • 1972 CE: The Motherland Calls monument undergoes restoration, sword replaced. Tron Kirk (Edinburgh) church floor removed for excavation.

  • 1978 CE: Electric Building (Balboa Park) destroyed by fire.

  • 1980 CE: Haring Council takes over Alexandra Palace trusteeship, insures it for 31 million. Six months later, a fire destroys half the building.

  • Early 1980s: Richmond City Hall restored.

  • 1982 CE: Sailor's Home becomes police headquarters.

  • 1984 CE: York Minster suffers serious fire, roof deliberately collapsed.

  • 1992 CE: Windsor Castle fire destroys 115 rooms due to a faulty spotlight.

  • 1995 CE: A woman from 1983 entered into the Ossuary (Poland), showing continued practice.

  • 2001 CE: Brno Ossuary (Czech Republic) rediscovered.

  • 2005-2007 CE: Dallas, Texas building took 2 years to renovate.

  • 2006 CE: Trinity Cathedral (St. Petersburg) fire.

  • 2008 CE: Taj Mahal Palace and Towers Hotel suffers devastating damage during attacks. Hurricane Ike floods Ashbel Smith Building.

  • 2015 CE: St. Vincent's Infant Asylum lit up in attempt to destroy it, but fails.

  • 2016 CE: Trinity Cathedral (St. Petersburg) blaze starts on scaffolding.

  • 2017-2019 CE: Construction of Kenton County Government Center encounters multiple tunnels.

  • 2018 CE: St. Vincent's Infant Asylum illegally demolished without a permit.

  • 2019 CE: Notre Dame Basilica (Paris) catches fire.

  • 2020s: Modern church built near narrator.

  • April 2024: Denmark Borson building fire.

  • January 2024: Times of Israel reports Hamas's Gaza tunnel network length.

  • Ongoing: "Restoration" projects continue, believed to be destruction or removal of original features. Hidden tunnel systems and underground structures are being revealed or destroyed. Population data is a key to understanding the "reset."

Cast of Characters

  • Abby Hughes: A "master mason" and member of the Scottish Rite for 56 years. Quoted regarding the "fire" that destroyed a building with an Italian marble staircase, claiming they saved the staircase piece by piece. Portrayed as part of the misleading narrative.

  • Abraham Lincoln (Abe Lincoln): U.S. President, supposedly born in a "shed masterpiece" in 1809. Mentioned to highlight the supposed primitive conditions of the mainstream narrative's 19th century compared to the grand buildings.

  • AI (Artificial Intelligence): Frequently implicated as the source or generator of the fabricated historical narratives, particularly for repetitive names and illogical construction stories.

  • Andreas Frederick: Figure associated with Frederick's Church (Copenhagen), supposedly sold its ruins in 1874 to Carl Frederick. Implies AI-generated names.

  • Archbishop Hughes: Laid the cornerstone of St. Patrick's Cathedral (New York City) in front of 100,000 people, though the exact location is unclear.

  • Barasa, Napoleon: Canadian architect, supposedly designed the St. Anne Shrine in Fall River, Massachusetts, with construction beginning in 1891.

  • Barrett, Haynes, and B: Supposed architects of the St. Louis Basilica, whose involvement in a 98.23 million dollar project during a financial crisis (Panic of 1907) is questioned as illogical.

  • Bell and Deweiler: Supposed architects who "only constructed two buildings in their entire existence," both "palaces" in the same year (one in Iowa, one in South Dakota). Their existence and abilities are heavily questioned, implying they are fictional or part of the fabricated narrative.

  • Bernard Revel (Rabbi Dr. Bernard Revel): "Founder" of Yeshiva University, supposedly established in 1916. Described as being arrested and imprisoned in Russia, then immigrating to the U.S. and marrying into a rich family to "find" and repurpose existing buildings for educational purposes.

  • Captain John Smith: British officer who "accidentally discovered" the Ajanta Caves in 1819 while on a tiger hunting party. His role is questioned, suggesting he was actually "temple hunting."

  • Carl: A painter whose original works supposedly decorated the interior of St. Isaac's Cathedral. Died in 1852, 6 years before the building's completion in 1858, which is used as evidence against the mainstream narrative of him doing the finishing touches.

  • Carl Frederick: Purchased the ruins of Frederick's Church (Copenhagen) from Andreas Frederick in 1874. Implies AI-generated names.

  • Charles Page Twins: Individuals from St. Louis, whose father (Charles Henry) and mother (Paige) share their names, and whose uncle is named Leis (linking to St. Louis). Their names are cited as a "code" or "reoccurring names" in the AI-generated narrative.

  • Churchward, Colonel James: A soldier stationed in India who became friends with an elderly monk. The monk supposedly taught him an ancient language (The Call) and showed him hidden clay tablets, revealing the existence of the continent of Mu (Garden of Eden) and an advanced previous civilization with flying machines and ship technology. His work is dismissed by mainstream critics, but the sources present him as a truthful figure.

  • Clayton (Nicholas J. Clayton): An "1800's Master architect" credited with 47 buildings, mainly in Texas, including Ball High School and the Ashbel Smith Building. His rapid construction times (e.g., 2 years for Ball High School) and the buildings' survival of natural disasters (e.g., 1900 hurricane) are highlighted as impossible for the stated time period, suggesting they are previous civilization's work.

  • Cobb and Frost Firm: Architects supposedly responsible for Potter Palmer's castle mansion (Chicago, 1882-1885). Implied to be "characters" in the fabricated narrative.

  • Columbus: Supposedly "found America" 500 years ago, a narrative questioned due to the existence of similar "star forts" in both Europe and the USA.

  • Constantine the Great: Roman Emperor, whose mother, St. Helena, was supposedly guided by angels to the site of the Church of the Resurrection.

  • Curtis Wilgus: A historian and critic of James Churchward's work. Described as being "locked in" to mainstream thinking and unable to accept alternative narratives.

  • Donkeys Incorporated (Donkeys Inc. / donkeysinc.com): A sarcastic reference to the supposed primitive construction methods (horses and wagons) used in the 18th and 19th centuries, juxtaposed with the grand buildings attributed to that era. Implied to be an AI-generated name for construction companies.

  • Duke of Germany: Employer of the "servant" who supposedly created the first bicycle in 1817.

  • Eggbert's Librarian: Credited with the reconstruction of a church in 741 CE. His role as a palace builder is questioned, highlighting the illogical nature of mainstream history.

  • El Sprague de Camp: Engineer and writer, a critic of James Churchward's work, who "simply dismissed" the idea of Mu. Portrayed as someone who accepted narratives without questioning.

  • Ferguson, James: Photographer who took photos of "ruins" in the 1800s, including the Baja Buddhist Caves in 1879 and the Panchcha Ratatna Gavinda Temple (photo dated 1873). His photos are used to disprove mainstream construction dates.

  • Frederick: (Multiple individuals with this name are mentioned, implying AI-generated names and repetitive narratives.)

  • King Frederick: Supposedly laid the first stone of Frederick's Church (Copenhagen).

  • Johan Frederick: Abandoned original plans for Frederick's Church.

  • Andreas Frederick: Sold the ruins of Frederick's Church.

  • Carl Frederick: Bought the ruins of Frederick's Church.

  • George V: His arrival in India on December 2, 1911, is the stated reason for the construction of the Gateway of India, despite a photo existing from before the foundation stone was supposedly laid.

  • George Rickman and Sons: A construction company supposedly responsible for only two buildings in their entire existence, both "massive palaces" in the same year (1906) in different states. Their story is presented as highly improbable and part of the fabricated narrative.

  • George Street: Architect chosen as the champion of the Royal Courts of Justice design competition in London (1868). He supposedly oversaw 42 other projects simultaneously and died before the Royal Courts of Justice project was completed in 1881. His story is used to highlight inconsistencies in mainstream narratives.

  • Glover and Company: Supposedly designed the Grimes County Courthouse (Anderson, Texas), completed in 1894, on the foundations of an earlier courthouse destroyed by fire.

  • Grace Omen (Mrs. Grace Omen): Widow of "al man," who continued to operate his hotel under her new ownership. Her maiden name is "Burns," which is highlighted as another recurring AI-generated name or clue.

  • Great Northern Palace Company: An AI-generated company name that supposedly built only the Alexandra Palace and then ceased to exist. Their lack of funds and reliance on recycled materials for this one project are questioned.

  • Henderson, John: Supposedly designed the Assembly Rooms (Edinburgh) after winning a competition in 1781. Died before the building was completed, a recurring pattern.

  • Homer: Referenced as an example of a self-trained master builder from the 1800s, whose work (like Abe Lincoln's house) influenced others.

  • Ian Bald: Credited with taking over and completing the reconstruction of a church in 741 CE. His name, like Eggbert's librarian, is used to show the illogical nature of the narrative.

  • Ivan the Terrible: A "ridiculous and completely made-up name" of a character who supposedly burned down the capital of Astrakhan Khanate in 1556.

  • James I 6th (King James VI): A "13-month-old king" from 1603 who supposedly loved witchcraft and was born in a castle (Edinburgh Castle). His story is questioned as a "tale."

  • Jean de or Base: Supposed designer of the Reims Cathedral (France) in 1211 and St. Pierre St. Paul Church (France). His existence and the idea of him constructing such massive structures in an era of sparse population are questioned.

  • Jesuit Priest: An unnamed figure in the 1600s credited as a "Master Architect" for the St. Paul-St. Louis church in Paris. His mysterious background and design approval process are highlighted as part of the questionable narrative.

  • John Warner and Sons: Another construction company with "sons" in the name, highlighted as an AI-generated pattern.

  • John Downcomb: A figure with "two wives," Mary and Alice (Alice also spelled Alyce), whose name is repeated, pointing to AI-generated patterns.

  • Joseph: A priest from Germany who came to the USA in 1867. He is central to the "repopulation tactic" narrative, managing orphanages and establishing "orphan hubs" and teaching programs. He is described as "finding" existing buildings rather than constructing them.

  • Kluczynski: The Kluczynski building in Chicago, a "basic box" that took 14 years to build (1960-1974), contrasted with the speed of supposed 19th-century construction.

  • Levi Leiter: Occupied an "Old World Mansion" in Chicago, supposedly constructed in 1891 and demolished in 1950. His mansion's rapid construction and subsequent demolition are questioned.

  • Lois IX and Lois VIII: Recurring names mentioned in the narrative of St. Paul-St. Louis church, interpreted as an AI-generated pattern or code.

  • Lucifer (The Lightbringer/Satan): Personified as a male figure bearing a torch, linked to "Satan's little season" and implied to be involved with the corrupt group controlling the narrative.

  • Madison: Lived in the Lenwalde Castle (Ambler, Pennsylvania) with his second wife, Mary. After his death, the castle became an orphanage (St. Mary's).

  • Marshall Field: Another character to whom "a lot of Old World buildings" are "pinned," including the Field Museum.

  • Mary: A frequently recurring name for female characters, especially wives, suggesting AI-generated patterns.

  • Master Abby: See Abby Hughes.

  • Messer's Bull and Sons: A construction company with "sons" in the name, hired by George Street for the Royal Courts of Justice project. Highlighted as an AI-generated pattern.

  • Michelangelo: Painter of the Sistine Chapel (1508-1512), whose work is used to contrast with the supposed deterioration of paintings in St. Isaac's Cathedral due to cold/damp, implying a lie about the Russian cathedral's age.

  • Milton Bean: Supposedly designed the Lenwalde Castle in 1890 without any construction details provided.

  • Mrs. Grace Omen: See Grace Omen.

  • Mr. Housman: An architect mentioned in Budapest, credited with winning contests for Parliament buildings, but whose design was not used.

  • Owen Jones: Credited with starting the Alexandra Palace project in 1859, and also associated with the Crystal Palace.

  • Peter Des Roches and Peter Czech: Two Peters mentioned, suggesting AI-generated names.

  • Potter Palmer: A wealthy individual associated with gifting "Old World hotels" and occupying a "Castle mansion" in Chicago. His story is used to illustrate the alleged repurposing and demolition of ancient structures.

  • Priest/Monk (East Indian Temple Custodian/Old Rishi): An elderly, highly learned priest in India who taught James Churchward an ancient language and showed him hidden clay tablets containing historical knowledge about the continent of Mu and an advanced past civilization.

  • Quarry Owner: A construction superintendent in 1895, whose sudden expertise in building massive courthouses in a year, despite only owning a quarry, is ridiculed.

  • Rebec: Artist whose work was listed as "done" in a book published in 1929, a year before the building (presumably the St. Louis Courthouse) was actually completed.

  • Richard Blackhead and Richard Seward: Two Richards mentioned, suggesting AI-generated names.

  • Richard (Richmond S.): Administrator and planner for the Empire State Building project, credited with facilitating its completion in a year. His inability to replicate such a feat on smaller housing projects later (Williamsburg Houses) is used as evidence that the Empire State Building was not built when stated.

  • Richard Bond: Pinned to various church and public building constructions in the 1830s and 1840s. Described as a farmer's son who "out of nowhere" became a master architect, then had most of his credited buildings demolished by fire. Portrayed as a fictional or AI-generated character.

  • Robert Adam: Commissioned to design Dalmeny House.

  • Robert Burn: Helped out with the Dalmeny House design in 1788. Another "Burn" family name used to highlight AI-generated patterns.

  • Ron Burgundy: A sarcastic reference to a fictional reporter, used to question the credibility of mainstream historians' "reports" on construction dates.

  • Samuel Hannifords and Sons: A construction company with "sons" in the name, cited as an example of an AI-generated pattern in company names.

  • Scott, Sir Walter: A writer for whom a massive monument in Edinburgh is supposedly dedicated. The monument's true origin is questioned, suggesting it predates him.

  • Simon W: A "master stonemason" connected with a US-based charity that preserves "humankind's great achievements." This group is implicated in "reconstruction projects" at sites like Notre Dame and the Denmark Borson building, implying their involvement in altering historical structures.

  • St. Helena: Mother of Constantine the Great, supposedly guided by angels to a church site.

  • Stevens, Frederick William: A man "pinned to the old world buildings" in Mumbai, India, including the Chhatrapati Shivaji Maharaj Terminus, Municipal Corporation Building, and Raj Mahal. His crediting as a 25-year-old constructing palaces without power tools is questioned.

  • Superior General: Figure who would approve designs from architects like the Jesuit priest.

  • The Cesar (Tsar): Sent craftsmen and architects to complete the St. Peter and Paul Cathedral (Kazan) after it supposedly collapsed.

  • Theo Chandler: Supposedly designed a castle that was destroyed after only 56 years. His name is linked to a pattern of characters pinned to "old world buildings" that are destroyed quickly.

  • Thomas I. Ramy: Bought the site of Monk's Mound in 1864 and supposedly "made a tunnel" that "revealed nothing of historic interest," implying he actually "located" an existing tunnel and removed valuable artifacts.

  • Thomas, William, and John Downcomb: Names associated with John Downcomb, suggesting AI-generated patterns.

  • William: A recurring name, with "William number two" being credited with numerous impressive structures that are deemed impossible for the stated time period.

  • William Burn: Chosen to extend the Assembly Rooms (Edinburgh) in 1818.

  • William Handyside: Engineer for St. Isaac's Cathedral, whose story about using 10,000 tree trunks for the foundation is questioned, suggesting a hidden basement with valuables.

  • William L.: Partner in the firm founded in 1920 with Richmond S., connected to the Empire State Building narrative.

  • William Wilkins: Another William mentioned in relation to architectural plans for Dalmeny House.

  • Wolfgang Mozart: A "12-year-old" who supposedly conducted songs at the first mass of the Vienna State Opera in 1768. His inclusion is used to highlight the absurdity of the historical narrative.


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